Burn your jean shorts and throw away those ice cream cones people, fall is finally here! A chill breeze is sweeping through South Bend, and the leaves are turning those familiar hues of red, brown and orange. With this change in weather also comes a change in media. No longer do we need beachy films of hot summer romance; the people yearn for the season of soup and cable knit sweaters. With that said, cozy up with these fall favorites.
“Twilight”
Arguably the most egregious snub from The New York Times’ 100 Best Movies of the 21st Century, “Twilight” stands tall as the gold standard for cutting-edge animation, airtight plotlines and excellence in dialogue. Don’t believe me? Who else but Stephenie Meyer could dream up such a poignant line as “Hold on tight, spider monkey?” “Twilight” is one of the most inventive and technically masterful films in modern history, so it most definitely deserves a watch.
“Fantastic Mr. Fox”
Proceed with caution, cinephiles. This film is one of the most intense and impactful societal critiques to come out of the late 2000s. A film most certainly not recommended for children, “Fantastic Mr. Fox” delves into dark themes of gang violence, animal cruelty and petty crime. As such, I’d recommend reserving at least an hour after the conclusion of the movie for deep reflection and analysis. If you’re looking for a thoughtful piece to keep you wondering all autumn long, this film might just be the perfect choice.
“When Harry Met Sally”
Setting the bar for modern relationships, this film presents the very common and often easily resolved situation of wanting someone who may or may not want to remain friends. Without revealing too much, the film ends on a very positive note, as it usually happens in these situations, which nicely sets the plot very firmly in reality. So text that crush or situationship! They’ll definitely respond and will also probably want to date you! It’s just that easy.
“The VelociPastor”
Director Brendan Steere’s magnum opus “The VelociPastor” is a tearjerking reflection of what it means to be a dinosaur in a human world. Gregory James Cohan delivers an Academy Award-worthy performance as Doug Jones, a normal, everyday priest who discovers a hidden ability to turn into one of nature’s most ferocious reptiles. It’s a film that’ll have you saying things like “More!” and “Again!” Rumors have hinted at the potential for a sequel, so watch this one fast and snap up your tickets for the opening night of “VelociPastor 2.”
“Dead Poets Society”
Definitely the most categorically feel-good movie out of this collection, “Dead Poets Society” is sure to bring the entire family together for an easy night of wholesome fun. So throw away your tissue boxes! You won’t need them! Gather the kids – and maybe Grandma too – for a film most focused on the joys of acting and the incomparable warmth of parental love and acceptance.
Honorable mentions: “The Human Centipede (First Sequence)” and “Trolls World Tour.”
So there you have it, folks. A completely accurate and correctly portrayed list of the very best fall films. Time to boot up your favorite pirating website – I’m partial to 123Movies.com – and settle in for the night. I know I’ll be streaming “The VelociPastor” every chance I can get. What are you waiting for?