Why Do I Like the Chicago Bears This Week? I. Always. Like. THE. Chicago. Bears. Where is Sam Darnold in 2025? Darnold’s statistical rankings: Yards: 6th. Touchdowns: T-3rd. Completion percentage: T-6th. QB Rating: 3rd. For the life of me, I do not understand why the Minnesota Vikings are even considering moving on from a quarterback that is not only playing exemplary … [Read more...] about Bears at Vikings: Monday Night Football Game Preview
Haiku Thursday!
Caleb, poor Caleb. There are better days ahead. There just have to be. Tomorrow: Game Preview and Prediction! … [Read more...] about Haiku Thursday!
Haiku Wednesday!
The next coach will be, the defining figure of this generation. Tomorrow: Haiku Thursday! … [Read more...] about Haiku Wednesday!
Haiku Tuesday!
Poor, poor Thomas Brown. A candidacy in flames. We hardly knew ye. Tomorrow, another haiku! … [Read more...] about Haiku Tuesday!
Haiku Monday!
It’s not yet winter. A season lies in ruins. Dark before the dawn. Note: This is the final week of my semester, and thus time will be a precious commodity. Since the Bears are delivering much of an effort on game days, I’m moving to haikus until this week’s game preview on Thursday. … [Read more...] about Haiku Monday!